The Mexicans are stealing our jobs!
The Mexican drug cartel makes headlines every day with stories like this:
Mexico Drug War Leaves 20 Dead Over Weekend
Americans fear that terrorists will one day smuggle nuclear devices across the Mexican border and into the United States.Mexico is a scary place, but now there's a valid reason to be terrified of Mexico: monsters.
Six years after the crash of a NASA space probe, a large area between Mexico and the U.S. is under quarantine while Mexican and American military forces fight a losing battle with the giant creatures who now live there. While covering the conflict, a photojournalist (Scoot McNairy) gets uncomfortably close to the action when he escorts his boss's daughter (Whitney Able) through the zone to the U.S. border.
I knew this was going to happen. Time to put the whole country under quarantine before the giant creatures get us. Don't worry, you'll be safe inside the U.S. border.
The geniuses in Hollywood have decided to prey upon our fear all things Mexican.
District 9 wasn't so bad, because the setting was South Africa. This time, the infected are in our back yard! Everyone panic!
Mexicans sneak over the border, refuse to learn our language, breed like crazy and they will ultimately doom us all with these monsters tainted by Mexican culture.
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