Hello, Kitty!

Count this among the "photographs I wish I had taken".

2008 Presidential Election

My favorite candidate by far is Ron Paul.

But there is another option now:

Here's to you Dr. Watson.

Heather Thomas and Lee Majors and the Fall Guy

Why do people keep searching for these terms?
What bit of pop culture have I missed?
I posted a picture of Heather Thomas at my other blog (http://3pointdog.com) and it's getting hammered this week.

Sure, I like Heather Thomas too, but haven't thought about her in some time. Why the sudden interest?

Also, is this the same person? Is this Heather Thomas too? Was Lee Majors hittin' that?

I'll never sleep again.

The fear of clowns has always been there. My first encounter with the Freemasons changed the simple fear into absolute terror. I flinch every time someone refers to the Aut Mori Grotto clowns.
http://www.autmorigrotto.com/grotto_clowns.htm

Now through the magic of the Intarwebs and Photoshop I fear I'll never be able to fall asleep again.

Mom Jeans

No. Please no.
People always warned me that after marriage, the wife will put on 30 pounds and be a lot more biatchy than the woman I was dating. So far, I've been lucky in both departments, but no one warned me about this. How does this happen?
What can I do to prevent this?

Noelia Sex Video part 2

Ok, so I grabbed a copy of the video. Don't ask me where. Just look. It's out there.
It's almost 5 minutes long, an mpeg encoded at 400 x 304. Pretty good quality for a homemade video. At least the camerawork is decent and there's light, unlike the Paris Hilton night vision crap.
The problem is that I'm not even sure it's Noelia. She doesn't look much like that on her album covers. I'd say it's her based on the tattoo though. Maybe some Noelia fans can chime in on the identity question.

The video was decent. I learned a thing or two, including that Noelia doesn't mind a little back door action.

So now what? Should I go by her cds?
I think so. This type of behavior needs to be rewarded. Sure, she's going to deny it's even her, and the boyfriend will be in denial too, but that's fine. I'll play along.

Noelia sex video

So I check Technorati to see what's poppin' this morning. The #3 most searched for term is Noelia. What is a Noelia? There she is. Kinda cuet. The uproar this morning was caused because her ex released a sex tape. Yawn. Haven't we seen this movie before?

Here is Noelia's profile at Allmusic

Looks like Noelia is a fairly popular Puerto Rican singer. I did not know this. Perhaps in this case, the sex video will be great for her career. In fact, I might even check out her music. For now, I think I'll just go check out the video. Be back later with a review.

Google Adsense Part IV

It's difficult to be so stupid.
Simply signing up through blogger was not enough. They required personal information, such as my real name. This makes sense considering they are going to mail me actual checks. There was also an email verification. Duh. I wouldn't be surprised if they required a copy of my driver's license or some other proof that I am who I say I am. However, it appears my personal information like name and address is sufficient. Google Adsense will not require any more information. Good. That was painless. In a few days I should have approval, and I can begin the process of blogging actual content. Cheers.

Google Adsense part III

There. I cleaned up the name of the blog.
I wonder if the Google Adsense links will magically reappear?

Google Adsense Part II

I log into this page to change the colors. The black and white theme I chose when first signing up for blogger is on a million pages. The only way to stand out and get people to make a new association with your page is to be unique. Switching up the color scheme is my plan for more bookmarks.

The color choices are always limited in HTML the way I see it. Only choose colors that everyone can see, and everyone's browser renders the same. The palette is also limited via the blogger interface unless you can code your own colors. After saving the changes the new main page is shown to be in all it's new color glory!

Something is missing. The layout is still lame and the colors are different, but not any better.
What's missing is the Google Adsense link near the top of the page. Refresh. Nothing changes. Refresh again. Nothing. Where are the Google links? Perhaps I've been cut out of their program for blogging bad about the terms of service? That seems so petty. What are the odds Google would be policing my blog so soon? Bots shouldn't be picking up anything unusual. There's not fifty f-bombs in my first few posts or anything similar. Perhaps the name "Shit Eating Rebublicans" is offensive. Most people do not like to talk about shit. My intention was to educate the world on shit that's eating at Rebublicans, not Rebublican's shit.

Come back to me Google. You are my only planned steam of revenue.

Google Adsense

How to make money from blogging.

Step one: Generate tons of traffic. Either you trick millions of people into viewing your website, or you put up actual content. Your choice.

Step two: Put up some ads. Here at blogger.com it's easy for bloggers to start earning cash with Google Adsense. After just a few clicks your account is all set up, and the advertisements start popping up like mushrooms in the night.

That's it! Enjoy your new stream of income.

I did have one small problem with the Google Adsense terms of service, however. One cannot combine a website about gambling or casinos with Google Adsense. Child pr0n? Sure, I could see Google not wanting any part of that, but gambling? So no blog about Las Vegas or misadventures on the Indian reservations? No blogs about riverboat gambling? What about blogs on my state lottery? Google, please reconsider. My plans for world domination have been put on hold until you change your policy.

What's the deal with airline food?

Ever sit in a cubicle all day with some chick who just annoys the hell outta you?
I suggest you tell her to suck on your baby arm.

steve is teh stupid

Steve [last name retracted] wuz here.